For those that can’t read German, like me: A cigarette shortens your life by 2 minutes A glass of whiskey shortens your life by 4 minutes A day at work shortens your life by 8 hours!!!
Category Archives: Humor
Smoking, Drinking or Work
For those that can’t read German, like me: A cigarette shortens your life by 2 minutes A glass of whiskey shortens your life by 4 minutes A day at work shortens your life by 8 hours!!!
Nunc Dimittis
Read it. Seldom can so few words make one laugh and cry. I am reminded of why I once wanted to become a priest but didn’t.
New Living Will
I, _________________________ (fill in the blank), being of sound mind and body, do not wish to be kept alive indefinitely by artificial means. Under no circumstances should my fate be put in the hands of peckerwood politicians who couldn’t pass ninth-grade biology if their lives depended on it. If a reasonable amount of time passes […]
TPS Memo
Did you get the DTPS Memo?
TPS Memo
Did you get the DTPS Memo?
Way to go John Stewart
Oh the irony. John Stewart Bitchslaps Crossfire and ther retort, saying he softballed John Kerry. So now even the journalists are treating The Daily Show as a serious source of news. Do yourself a favor and get the show by BitTorrent or read the transcript. On a related note I picked up America (The Book) […]
Pirates & Emperors
In the style of Schoolhouse Rock, Pirates & Emperors, a critique on current U.S. foriegn policy.
Seriously
Check out Mother in Park a 30 sec spot. Seriously funny
British Kung Fu
We don’t want any of that Jackie Chan Bollocks !, British Kung Fu