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A message from White House West

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Will Ferrell, as President Bush in A message from White House West

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The real reason Bush invaded Iraq

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Things you have to believe to be a Republican today

Saddam was a good guy when Reagan armed him, a bad guy when Bush’s daddy made war on him, a good guy when Cheney did business with him, and a bad guy when Bush needed a “we can’t find Bin Laden” diversion.
Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.
The United States should get out of the United Nations, and our highest national priority is enforcing UN resolutions against Iraq.
A woman can’t be trusted with decisions about her own body, but multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without regulation.
Jesus loves you, and shares your hatred of homosexuals, peace activists, and liberals.
The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops in speeches while slashing veterans’ benefits and combat pay.
If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won’t have sex.
A good way to fight terrorism is to belittle our longtime allies, then demand their cooperation and money.
Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy. Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.
HMOs and insurance companies have the best interests of the public at heart.
Global warming and tobacco’s link to cancer are junk science, but creationism should be taught in schools.
A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable offense.
A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die is solid defense policy.
Government should limit itself to the powers named in the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and the PATRIOT act.
Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you’re a conservative radio host. Then it’s an illness, and you need our prayers for your recovery.
You support states’ rights, which means Attorney General John Ashcroft can tell states what local voter initiatives they have the right to adopt.
What Bill Clinton did in the 1960s is of vital national interest, but what Bush did in the ’80s is irrelevant.

Recieved from a registered Republican coworker.

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Don’t agree but gotta love the attitude.

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Daily Show on Tortue Memo

Daily Show clip: Stewart, Durbin, and Biden tear Ashcroft a new one.” a must see.

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Daily Show on Tortue Memo

Daily Show clip: Stewart, Durbin, and Biden tear Ashcroft a new one.” a must see.

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Wedding Dress On eBay

One guy is selling his ex’s wedding dress, have a read and don’t miss the pics.

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Wedding Dress On eBay

One guy is selling his ex’s wedding dress, have a read and don’t miss the pics.

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New Microsoft Ad

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New Microsoft Ad

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