Thomas Paine
You walk a constant fine line between annoying and entertaining. And you’ll get carpal tunnel syndrome someday from all that typing! You aren’t a natural leader, but accumulate an audience because its fun to wtch you rant. You aren’t a mover and shaker, but without you, nothing would ever get done.
Category: Personal
Thomas Paine
You walk a constant fine line between annoying and entertaining. And you’ll get carpal tunnel syndrome someday from all that typing! You aren’t a natural leader, but accumulate an audience because its fun to wtch you rant. You aren’t a mover and shaker, but without you, nothing would ever get done.
Geometry is Useful
When putting down a hard wood floor sometimes geometry, specifically Some Triangle Formulas, can come in handy.
Geometry is Useful
When putting down a hard wood floor sometimes geometry, specifically Some Triangle Formulas, can come in handy.
When I Die
Instructions In The Event That The Bus I’m On Suddenly Spins Out of Control and Crashes and I Die
I have a collection of pornography on my hard drive in a folder called �reference.� Delete it.
Which makes me wonder, what “I really didn’t want to know” types of things are found when sorting through the departed’s belongings.
If you have a memorial for me, everyone who talks has to mention at least one thing they couldn�t stand about me. Make this clear up front: no one gets to speak without mentioning at least one negative. And it can�t be a bullshit negative like, He was too fucking funny. I�m not kidding about this. It�s my last request.
One memoriable memorials was for a kid who died of cancer shortly after graduating from highschool. Sometime during the kemo treatments he bought a bottle of champagne. It was to be drunk when he went into remission or at his memorial where he also wanted everything he owned sold to pay for a party for all his friend. I heard that the champagne was great and the party even better.
When I Die
Instructions In The Event That The Bus I’m On Suddenly Spins Out of Control and Crashes and I Die
I have a collection of pornography on my hard drive in a folder called �reference.� Delete it.
Which makes me wonder, what “I really didn’t want to know” types of things are found when sorting through the departed’s belongings.
If you have a memorial for me, everyone who talks has to mention at least one thing they couldn�t stand about me. Make this clear up front: no one gets to speak without mentioning at least one negative. And it can�t be a bullshit negative like, He was too fucking funny. I�m not kidding about this. It�s my last request.
One memoriable memorials was for a kid who died of cancer shortly after graduating from highschool. Sometime during the kemo treatments he bought a bottle of champagne. It was to be drunk when he went into remission or at his memorial where he also wanted everything he owned sold to pay for a party for all his friend. I heard that the champagne was great and the party even better.
Friday Five: Halloween
- What is your favorite scary movie? Alien
- What is your favorite Halloween treat? The crappy bubble gum that starts tasting bad after the chewing begins.
- Do you dress up for Halloween? If so, describe your best Halloween costume. I have in the past. The Halloween spent as the evil stepsister, wig and dress included. If not that then the year as a hippie wearing a normal outfit.
- Do you enjoy going to haunted houses or other spooky events? Sometimes, they really are not much fun without some cuttie to grap onto your arm everytime they get spooked.
- Will you dress up for Halloween this year? Not sure. Might get the dummy outside’s costume to scare the trick or treaters.
Friday Five: Halloween
- What is your favorite scary movie? Alien
- What is your favorite Halloween treat? The crappy bubble gum that starts tasting bad after the chewing begins.
- Do you dress up for Halloween? If so, describe your best Halloween costume. I have in the past. The Halloween spent as the evil stepsister, wig and dress included. If not that then the year as a hippie wearing a normal outfit.
- Do you enjoy going to haunted houses or other spooky events? Sometimes, they really are not much fun without some cuttie to grap onto your arm everytime they get spooked.
- Will you dress up for Halloween this year? Not sure. Might get the dummy outside’s costume to scare the trick or treaters.