“Joke” passed along
President Bush, Donald Rumsfeld and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A
guy walks in and asks the bartender, “Isn’t that Bush, Rumsfeld and
Powell sitting over there?” Bartender says, “Yep, that’s them.” So the guy
walks over and says, “Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys
doing in here?” President Bush says, “We’re planning WWIII.” And the guy
says, “Really? What’s going to happen?” Rumsfeld says, “Well, we’re going
to kill 25 million Iraqis this time and one bicycle repairman.” The guy
exclaimed, “A bicycle repairman? Why kill a bicycle repairman?” Bush
turns to Powell, punches him on the shoulder and says, “See, smartass? I
told you no one would worry about the 25 million Iraqis.”
[via email from carl]