Categories Uncategorized For Lack Of A … Post author By fozbaca Post date October 23, 2001 4 Comments on For Lack Of A … I want a new couch. ← Time Waste → My.UserLand.Com 4 replies on “For Lack Of A …” What’s wrong with the old one? Well when I moved here from Kentucky, whatever fit in the car, all my furniture was a hand me down from friends here in BC. Which was pretty cool, ended up with a love seat, chair, and a futon. The problem is that after a year the futon just doesn’t cut it for comfortable lounging around watching movies. Oh, and since I bitch’d about wanting a new couch to engel Sunday and Monday he thought I should share said feelings with someone other than him. Just go down to the local thrift store, lay down $20 for the ugliest thing you can find. Stop off at the lumber yard for some 1/2″ particle board and a few cinder blocks, toss in some creative work with heavy wire cutters and a claw hammer and…. VOILA! Instant couch cave. If you want, I can even send you the last mortal remains of Willaim Russell Baird. I still have them. Yes, but if you had a new couch you’d be worried about the kitten you have yet to get scratching it. That’s why a beat up POS like mine is the best way, comfy, but you don’t care what happens to it (or on it). Maybe you don’t need a new couch but a different one? Comments are closed.