Sun chief’s top ten tips for spotting dodgy dotcoms
“10 – They have an e or an i or a dotcom as part of their name.
9 – Employees’ pagers can only receive stock prices.
8 – The initial vesting period closed yesterday, and today the office is empty.
7 – There are more dogs and cats in their offices than employees.
6 – Employees are heard saying, ‘Profits are so yesterday.’
5 – The accounts receivable sign hangs over a toilet.
4 – The value of cars in the parking lot exceed the company’s revenue by a factor of
four.
3 – The investor relations department reports to marketing.
2 – Zero revenues but enough cash to purchase Iceland.
1 – Employees ask, ‘Hey dude, what does the P in P&L stand for?'”