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1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
1. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
Recieved in the email bit bucket…
Please note…these are all numbered #1 ON PURPOSE!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl. If it’s up, put it down.
1. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
The US Senate has just passed H.R. 3162, the anti-terrorism bill with only one ‘no’ vote.
That low rumble you heard this morning is the sound of terrorist everywhere declaring, “We would never do aaaaanything without the aprooooval of the Seeeeeenate.”
The US Senate has just passed H.R. 3162, the anti-terrorism bill with only one ‘no’ vote.
That low rumble you heard this morning is the sound of terrorist everywhere declaring, “We would never do aaaaanything without the aprooooval of the Seeeeeenate.”
Privileged Children Of Millionaires Square Off On World Stage, sometimes the joke is more true than reality.
Privileged Children Of Millionaires Square Off On World Stage, sometimes the joke is more true than reality.
Dear Editor– I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Great Cthulhu. Papa says, “If you see it on Alt.Horror.Cthulhu, it’s so,” Please tell me the truth, is there a Great Cthulhu who will rise from the watery depth of the Pacific to clear the Earth of all living things? ——Virgina Marsh
Dear Editor– I am 8 years old. Some of my little friends say there is no Great Cthulhu. Papa says, “If you see it on Alt.Horror.Cthulhu, it’s so,” Please tell me the truth, is there a Great Cthulhu who will rise from the watery depth of the Pacific to clear the Earth of all living things? ——Virgina Marsh