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Month: September 2003
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Phil on the Middle East
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Insiders Release Movies
77% of these samples appear to have been leaked by industry insiders.
Found in Analysis of Security Vulnerabilities in the Movie Production and Distribution Process
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Insiders Release Movies
77% of these samples appear to have been leaked by industry insiders.
Found in Analysis of Security Vulnerabilities in the Movie Production and Distribution Process
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Insider’s View on Software Patents
Tim Bray’s ongoing · Software Patents from the Inside gives a pretty good view, but the conclusion is the best part.
A cynic would say it’s a self-perpetuating system whose costs greatly outweigh its benefits, and that we’re hopelessly stuck in it. But then, I’m a cynic.
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Insider’s View on Software Patents
Tim Bray’s ongoing · Software Patents from the Inside gives a pretty good view, but the conclusion is the best part.
A cynic would say it’s a self-perpetuating system whose costs greatly outweigh its benefits, and that we’re hopelessly stuck in it. But then, I’m a cynic.
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Who is in charge?
Passed along at work and I could not resist.
BODY MEETING
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
the one in charge.
“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”
“I should be in charge,” said the blood, “because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”
“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” because I process food and give all of you energy.”
“I should be in charge,” said the legs, “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”
“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “because I allow the body to see where it goes.”
“I should be in charge,” said the rectum, “because I’m responsible for waste removal.”
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge.
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Who is in charge?
Passed along at work and I could not resist.
BODY MEETING
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was
the one in charge.
“I should be in charge,” said the brain, “because I run all the body’s systems, so without me nothing would happen.”
“I should be in charge,” said the blood, “because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you’d all waste away.”
“I should be in charge,” said the stomach,” because I process food and give all of you energy.”
“I should be in charge,” said the legs, “because I carry the body wherever it needs to go.”
“I should be in charge,” said the eyes, “because I allow the body to see where it goes.”
“I should be in charge,” said the rectum, “because I’m responsible for waste removal.”
All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss.
The Moral of the story?
The asshole is usually in charge.
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Fozbaca.org Reloaded
In the spirate of muckhead‘s recent site change I decided to take the plunge. I have been sitting on the basic design, heavly influenced by linuxart.com for sever al weeks. Figured it was time to go with it and fix any problems live. Sound off on any glitches, requestes, bitches and such.
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Fozbaca.org Reloaded
In the spirate of muckhead‘s recent site change I decided to take the plunge. I have been sitting on the basic design, heavly influenced by linuxart.com for sever al weeks. Figured it was time to go with it and fix any problems live. Sound off on any glitches, requestes, bitches and such.