What if Kosh was a Redneck?

Kosh Redneck: Know'n is a three sided plow.

Kosh Redneck: Just cause you piss in the snow don't make you Picasso.

Kosh Redneck: The straw can't bitch where the shit pile ends up.

Centauri Emperor: Tell me how will this all end?
Kosh Redneck: In far.


Yep...