Sun chief's top ten tips

Sun chief's top ten tips for spotting dodgy dotcoms

"10 - They have an e or an i or a dotcom as part of their name.
9 - Employees' pagers can only receive stock prices.
8 - The initial vesting period closed yesterday, and today the office is empty.
7 - There are more dogs and cats in their offices than employees.
6 - Employees are heard saying, 'Profits are so yesterday.'
5 - The accounts receivable sign hangs over a toilet.
4 - The value of cars in the parking lot exceed the company's revenue by a factor of four.
3 - The investor relations department reports to marketing.
2 - Zero revenues but enough cash to purchase Iceland.
1 - Employees ask, 'Hey dude, what does the P in P&L stand for?'"

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